The Natural State

Ah.....Arkansas

Beautiful Arkansas
The "Natural State"

However, there are many "natural" things in Arkansas
I would like to
forget.....
such as tornadoes
severe (severe, severe) storms
and earthquakes...

Not to mention that the entire
state shuts down if
it snows even a tiny
tiny
tiny
bit.

But you can't beat it for camping! Our parks are the best :-)