MISSING: Three covers to remote controls. The covers went missing as soon as the controls came upon the premises at 687 Cuckoo Lane. According to two eyewitness, ages 12 and 16, the suspect is identified as Idont Noe. Unfortunately, the witnesses were unable to give an accurate description of the suspect. The covers have been missing for several weeks. If you know of the covers' whereabouts or have a lead on the suspect, Idont Noe. Please contact the Nuthouse Police Department at 555-LOST. A reward is being offered.
2 comments:
Wow! we get the same thing here! If you find the suspect, let me know, he has some guilty charges here as well....
He is wiley, isn't he? Always able to slip through our fingers...
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